If you’re not headed out to your local Swedish Christmas Fair today, perhaps you’ll want to catch up instead on the latest action from the Obama team. Oh teh menz and their vaunted intellect, team-building skillz and decision-making prowess! Sen. Clinton, Melody Barnes, Susan Rice, Janet Napolitano, etc. should have tons o’ fun working with teh dudez. Tis an inclusive bunch, that Obama gang.
Treasury Chief designate Timothy Geithner wants to toss FDIC head Sheila Bair out on the street alongside her constituent homeowners. Take that, Main Street! What’s that now about progressive leadership? Wait, I mean, team of rivals??
Head speechwriter Jon Favreau has the hots for Sen. Clinton…right? Wait, this isn’t a show of respect for our SoS designate and former Democratic candidate for President? You mean, this is bizness as usual? Silly me! I guess I was right not to fill out that job application. I don’t have anything nearly as lascivious as this. Maybe I’ll go grope some hot Swedish buns this afternoon to try and keep up.